Island Fire Day

I had a day today that I would compare to Sonic's Island Fire Burger, actually I've never had the burger, but I hear that commercial all the time where they talk about it. They say how its like being on an island, all relaxing and stuff, then suddenly the island catches in fire! That about describes it. It started out fairly good, I got lots done this morning, went to school, met with my tutor, completely understood the concepts we went over in statics, I couldn't beleive it but I totally grasped the concept of Shear and Bending moments.....(I know, what's that? you,re asking....if you wanta know, ask me later). Then I went to my PHysics lab, which I found out was a make up lab and that I did not have to go, so it seemed the perfect time to run get my clothes from the cleaners and check my mail. So I did, and by the way, the lady at the cleaners I go to is the absolute nicest person you could ever meet. She never asks my name, always knows who I am, and treats me like I'm Julia Roberts or something. I don't know if she treats all of her customers that way or not, but it's the best customer service ever.....Anyway, after that I went back to school, had a quick lunch and chat with a friend, then studied away! I studied hard for three hours straight, and was so prepared for my two tests....or so I thought, I took my engineering economy test, not too bad, but then I started to see my island catch on fire! I went to take my statics test, and my goodness was it the most difficult thing ever placed in front of me! Yes, I tell you, it was! My mind was blank, I think I inhaled some of the smoke from the island fire, and suffered some brain damage, I definitely know there was smoke in my eyes, and it was awfully hot in the room.......My palms were sweaty, the seat was hot, it was HORRID! Finally I got tired of staring at the paper with my smoke filled eyes, and oxygen deprived brain, I just stood up and turned in my test...If I made a 20, I'll be surprised.....I must say however, I did know the Shear and Bending moment problem, but there was only one! I've put the fire out, but there's not much left of the island now.....I guess I'll have to find a new one.