Samantha needs...
My brother did this on his site, I thought I'd try it....
I googled "Samantha needs" This was some of the results (my comments are in parenthesis):
Samantha needs adoptive parents who are willing to meet her needs (I'll keep the ones I got thanks)
Samantha needs to develop material for a multi-media environment (that should be fun)
Samantha needs a professional painter (hmmm, what for?)
Samantha needs to learn to do this to save her own life, because it is
evident to me that she is getting more and more depleted (I am getting depleted, how'd they know)
Samantha needs a laptop (already got one)
Samantha needs lots of help and with that has come a loss of privacy (serious help)
He's just what Samantha needs to bring her out of the doldrums and make her
experience life again (who is HE???)
Samantha needs to cut the puppet strings that bind her in order to truly find herself (got scissors?)
Samantha needs a home (preferably a large one on a hill)
Samantha needs Nick to accompany her to Las Vegas, but she's handicapping him
because she won't give him details. (can I go without Nick please?)
Samantha Needs Your Help!
Samantha needs everyone to be very, very quiet at story time so that she can hear
the story. (shhhh!!)
Samantha needs to have an area set aside for her to rest when necessary. (YES I DO!!)
Samantha needs to just stand up and tell the guy that she CARES about him. Period. (I Care - so there!)
Samantha needs to eat at the best places (who's buyin?)
Samantha needs to unwind after her hard day at the office. (True)
Samantha needs the assistance of multiple medical machines. (????)
Samantha needs someone to talk to, she's worried about something (got time to listen?)
Samantha needs to GET OUT MORE. (Out of town that is....this should probably really say - Samantha needs to stay at home more!!)
(Now that was fun)
I googled "Samantha needs" This was some of the results (my comments are in parenthesis):
Samantha needs adoptive parents who are willing to meet her needs (I'll keep the ones I got thanks)
Samantha needs to develop material for a multi-media environment (that should be fun)
Samantha needs a professional painter (hmmm, what for?)
Samantha needs to learn to do this to save her own life, because it is
evident to me that she is getting more and more depleted (I am getting depleted, how'd they know)
Samantha needs a laptop (already got one)
Samantha needs lots of help and with that has come a loss of privacy (serious help)
He's just what Samantha needs to bring her out of the doldrums and make her
experience life again (who is HE???)
Samantha needs to cut the puppet strings that bind her in order to truly find herself (got scissors?)
Samantha needs a home (preferably a large one on a hill)
Samantha needs Nick to accompany her to Las Vegas, but she's handicapping him
because she won't give him details. (can I go without Nick please?)
Samantha Needs Your Help!
Samantha needs everyone to be very, very quiet at story time so that she can hear
the story. (shhhh!!)
Samantha needs to have an area set aside for her to rest when necessary. (YES I DO!!)
Samantha needs to just stand up and tell the guy that she CARES about him. Period. (I Care - so there!)
Samantha needs to eat at the best places (who's buyin?)
Samantha needs to unwind after her hard day at the office. (True)
Samantha needs the assistance of multiple medical machines. (????)
Samantha needs someone to talk to, she's worried about something (got time to listen?)
Samantha needs to GET OUT MORE. (Out of town that is....this should probably really say - Samantha needs to stay at home more!!)
(Now that was fun)
posted by Lava | 10:02 AM
63 Comments:
I did this once with Kristina is. I got
stuff like Kristina is a prom queen, Christina is a ruler..... All things I wish were true lol
He He He! And to think, people have actually said this stuff. Thanks for sharing your needs with us!
funny stuff!
i just got dumb stuff, like i need to update my server.
Yeah, I did it too. One of them said "Suzy needs maternity clothes." Next day, I find out I'm prego. Pretty crazy.
wow my name is samantha too thats funny
I googled "Samantha needs", and I got this. Weird.
wow i got an email of www.bebo.com and it told me to google my name followed be needs and this is what it came up with!!! wow tat is so cool and yet it is so freaky. hey and my name is SAMANTHA as well i never new there were so many samanthas in the world. lol. oh and for you ppl out there that don't know what www.bebo.com is it is a connection srvice it has heaps of cool stuff on it you should all join it is FREE and FUN all at the same time!!!!!!!!
HEY,
i am one of these Samanthas, and u guys are really freaky!!!! And heres why....1.who the HECK is Nick!!!2.and there are a lot of Samanthas in this world..get used 2 it!!!!3.who are u talking 2!!!!
Cya
pinkpanty
OK, I'm another Samantha, and I just did the google search, and as well as all this crap, I also go a new one to add to the list Samantha needs sex to make life tick (???)
Duh!!!!!! All The things on this are just made tomake fun of people with certain names. What better things do people have to do?
Hi Losers of america
hey i got an email that said to type my name in followed by needs and this is wat i came up with. it's weird how some of the things it says has happened to me already.
hey, this is, yet another, Samantha. And I got a new one for ya...I go it off of search.com....'Samantha needs botox'
xoxo
Samantha Jayne
as another Samantha i think this one should be added... Samantha needs a new life cause u r all sucking the life out of this one ....lol
I did the "Samantha needs" google thing too and stumbled onto this site. Here's an interesting one:
"Samantha: -needs to stop thinking so much and should get out of the house and make a miserable attempt at getting a tan." LOL
Samantha Jack
PS: Funnily enough on my msn blog I have a similar "Samantha needs" post almost like de ja vu, no?
I'm one of the Samanthas and I did the google search and I got those same exact things and some more. It's weird because for me a lot of those things true...and I wonder is the Nick I know the Nick they're talking about???....It's all just weird but funny...lmao
From,
Another Sam
wow how extreamly ODD
Lol.. my name is samantha. I went out with a boy called nick for 5 months, Its sad but true ladies Nick is the most fantastic guy and does all that for you. UNfortunately it wasn't to last, as NICK IS GAY...
ive nevr seen such a large bunch of absolute fukn looserz.get owt of the house an get a freekn life!
EAST SYD TIL WE DIE MUUUFUKKAAA
far uze are kool aye
ROFL>>>LOVE SAMMALAMMA
I am Samantha, And I got your page when i did "samantha needs" in google. HA!
So many Samanthas, so little time. Well, this Samantha also needs a hot guy, a hot car, and a hot pad, but that ain't gonna happen is it?
go to www.howmayofme.com to find out exactly how many of you there are. It is actually a pretty big number. I should know because my name is Samantha also.
why is samantha in a set area everyday like a tiny town
Hi there, i am a samantha and i had a good laugh just to see this, it really made my day. thank you for keep the humor out there.
Wut it do??? Im another Samantha and I just have to say how SEXY SAMANTHA'S ARE!!!!!!!!!!!
omg i went and looked up "samantha needs" and this poped up how freaky well i just want to say how cool the SAMANTHA'S ARE
oh my gosh heck yes samantha's are so cool!
Im Samantha and I think it's so freaky that the name "Nick" came up as he is the love of my life and the father of my child. To freaky! Most all of this is so true. What Samantha really needs is to find the off switch to stop thinking so much!
this IS really freaky especially the nick part... I'm in love with my Nick!
well, I googled Samantha needs and this site was number 1...
hmmm interesting! Except I don't have a Nick - maybe I should keep my eye out for one!
Luv Samantha
Wow that is alot of samantha's yet I am another Oh well just makes me wanna change my name more...
HAHA I'm Samantha Too.
LOL
The Cooler One Tho.
I AM YET ANOTHER SAMANTHA i DID THIS ANIT SAYS SAMANTHA NEEDS SEX. I CLICKED ON THE LINK AND IT LEAD ME HERE LOL!!!
Samantha Needs Prayers and Financial Support (No shit!!!)
Very funny, but don't you hate that our name is so bleepin' popular! What we really all need is more origional names!
lol this was the first samantha needs. it said samantha needs sex. lmao
so many samanthas, geez. i am too
like omg i'm a samantha too. lolomgrofllmao shut the fuck up.
i'm a samantha too...there's alot out where i live...can't imagine how mant there are in the world..
whatsup bitches.
I'm another Samantha. Well I NEED to get rid of all the other samantha's coz there can only be one and that is ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!coz I rule the world. I got my family, teachers, friends and guys kissing my ass. So suck on that bitches
there are way too many samantha's in this world. i am yet another samantha jane.. i saw that up there a few times.. ha
...And yet ANOTHER Samantha! This site is great. :)
u can also type in Samantha wants and all this stuff comes up. Other names work 4 it 2
~another Sam
I also got
samantha needs to take a leak pretty bad apparently
some youtube video
~another sam
About one of the earlier postings about Samantha's needs:
"Samantha needs Nick to accompany her to Las Vegas, but she's handicapping him
because she won't give him details."
This one is really strange to me because I am Samantha, my fiance's name is Nick, and we are flying to Vegas to get married soon and I am in charge of all of the details.
~~Yet another Samantha~~
hey just another samantha who is deciding to drop a line
Another samantha here... I got 'cut the puppet strings' ... How appropriate. freaky.
EVS!!!
Another Samantha here...married to a Nick.....loved your post.
Hi, As usual, Sam here but my soul mate is Steve... I used to hate being a Samantha but now i love it, although i never realy realised how popular our name was... Well my daughters name is original (I think) its Baylee...
I love all the posts... the Sams of the world unite
Samantha number 58 raising her hand.
Thanks for saving me the time of having to do this meme. Now if I could con some of you clones into doing the dishes and my laundry, this would be awesome. :)
Samantha's of the world unite!!! Hey another Sam here, I also dated a Nick who Also wound up being gay. No biggie. So I did the search thing and was brought to this page. Awesome!! I totally agree with everything!
hi im an other Samantha shocker, i hate being called that soo call me Sam or Sammi and i guess this is werid BUt with the whole nick thing not gonna work... Im GAY :] and whats werid is that it been also 10 months with the girl of my dreams and yeah her name is samantha too >.< >D
im the same 1 as b4 the gay one BUT if u wanna chat sometime heres my myspace
www.myspace.com/squeekady_loves_cd
i think we should all get each others "stuff" too make new friends >< up to yous
interesting on how all of us samantha's pretty much think alike.
Hi I am another Samantha...mine says i need preayers and financial support...don't we all!
It looks like all of us Samanthas need to find better ways of spending these few minutes of our days.
Sincerely, Samantha
hehehe... In a few years all the Samantha's of the world will be with all the Nick's. That would explain why "Nick Needs Meds". hahaha.
~Samantha
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